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KISS, as in Keep It Simple, Stupid

The obese feline reclined on the linoleum = The fat cat sat on the mat.

According to Dave Barry, “Methodological observation of the sociometrical behavior tendencies of prematurated isolates indicates that a causal relationship exists between groundward tropism and lachrimatory, or ‘crying,’ behaviour forms” =  It is noticed that kids cry when they fall down.

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